Teacher Trophies

2022-2023 Teacher Superlatives

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Most likely to grade things two months late

Ms. Sabino

“It’s no contest the bio teachers arguably take the longest in terms of time.”

-Anonymous

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Most likable teacher

Mrs. Fitzsimmons

“She is very kind, and hardly ever gets mad or shouts in extreme anger. She is also very bubbly; being in her class relieves some nerves that have accumulated throughout the day. She also draws smiley faces on tests when a score is deemed high enough for it, which for some strange reason makes me extremely happy when I receive them. She is just very happy and enjoyable to be around in general. She also brings her classes brownies made by herself on special occasions.”

-Sylvie Eng, 9th Grade

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Best classroom decorations

Ms. Birnie

“She has these ceramic frogs and a mushroom garland which is why her classroom is nicknamed “the swamp”. Also she has nice LED lights and labels her whiteboards. Overall her room is definitely more aesthetic than most teachers’ rooms.”

-Anonymous

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Most likely to get off subject and have an unrelated conversation the rest of class

Mr. Kroetch 

“Nearly everyone who has him tells me he always goes off on a tangent about the most random and unrelated stuff.”

-Anonymous

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Best teacher to be stranded on an island with

Mrs. Cox

“Because she’s a chemistry teacher and she’d probably know what to do with the resources we have.”

-Anonymous

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Most likely to have a hidden talent

Ms. Conely

“Art teachers are mysterious.”

-Anonymous

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Most quotable 

Mr. Glassman

“He says the most out of context or just blatant funny stuff.”

-Anonymous

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Most inspirational teacher

Mrs. Boykin

“Throughout this year, Mrs. Boykin’s been very supportive of me and she helped me a lot with DECA and taught us lots of life lessons, and I’m very grateful to her for that.”

-Weizhi Chen, 9th Grade

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Most chill teacher

Mr. Eslami

“He literally has a dedicated break time called chill time, it can’t get more chill than that. Plus it’s 50 minutes long sometimes.”

-Anonymous

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Most likely to become president

Dr Wang

“She has a doctorate degree and has the qualities of a motivational speaker.”

-Anonymous

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Most likely to have been a bad student:

Mr. Dingus

“He’s chill, but kind of acts younger than he is sometimes. He seems like he would’ve been immature and one of those kids who yells “oooohhh” when someone is taken out of class even though they’re not in trouble. “

-Anonymous

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