Aries (March 21- April 20)

You’re an outgoing person who is a source of endless adventure for your friends. Jan. is your time to put that fiery personality to good use. That’s right, take a bold step into the unknown and perform those acts of social deviance you’ve never had the courage to do before. Eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar or show up to school naked—do whatever because Mars is on your side.

Taurus (April 21- May 21)

You spent all of winter break brooding like the predictable little Taurus you are, so it’s time to break out of your rut. Since you’ve always been financially minded now is the best time to get a part-time job. Whether you decide to feed the hungry masses with hand-crafted burritos or pass out fliers dressed like a sandwich, pick something you enjoy because chances are you’ll be there till graduation.

Gemini (May 22- June 21)

You love to build new relationships with people, so go to every party opportunity in high school. You also love to talk, but don’t talk too much to a Cancer or Taurus. You probably have a difficulty with finishing school assignments since you get distracted easily. This is a good excuse to tell your teacher why you have missing assignments.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)

You are very moody because your ruler is the Moon. Just like the moon has it’s phases, so do you.  However, even though you are moody, you also hide your emotions, therefore people walk on you easily. But don’t worry, you love to be a doormat. Your past relationships probably failed due to the fact that you are way too clingy.

Leo (July 23- August 23)

You’ve always been a hopeless romantic and the end of Jan. is your time to land a significant other. You should hit up Starbucks, the mall, and Craigslist . Since your sign is typically on the shyer side, it’s important to jump in head first, so go ahead and schedule that dinner date with the guy with a neck tattoo and an inability to tell you his current occupation. We can’t promise it’ll go well, but we can promise that it’ll be interesting.

Virgo (Aug. 24- Sept. 22)

When it comes to school, you’ve always been ahead of the curve. That’s why this Jan. seniors can feel free to hibernate until April. After all, now that college applications are done you don’t have anything left to prove. Juniors, unfortunately this Virgo logic does not yet apply to you. Since your productivity still matters, you get to spend Jan. crying over the 5 AP classes you chose to take. Sophomores and freshmen can rest anxiously in anticipation for the coming turmoil.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)

You can’t make decisions on your own, so you probably watch Dr. Phil or have a therapist. You are better in a partnership, which is probably why others would choose you first in a school project. You are the most likely out of all the signs to wait in line for hours, waiting for the newest Iphone, since you love to waste money on unnecessary luxuries.

Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 22) 

You probably love computers and aspire to be a hacker. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. You are always in a competition with yourself, and you are probably the best fan girl out there. You probably follow the phrase “never say never” and love the song by The Fray since it mirrors your personality.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23- Dec. 21)

Your exuberance and zest for life will make you perfect for planning a surprise birthday party for your Capricorn friend. Pull all the stops for this one, balloons, chocolate fountain, party bus, and an MTV crew to top it off, but the most important thing to remember is to hide your plans from your honored friend.

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 20)

Happy birthday Capricorn! The Outlook would love to tell you that your special day will be drama free, but alas your sign is never far from a scandal. If you have a friend acting especially suspicious or cryptic, trust your gut and confront them. Eviscerate them in front of all your peers and watch as their cool exterior melts under the heat you’re sending out.

Aquarius (Jan. 21- Feb. 18)

You are probably the next water bender, but before you start training for the next avatar, learn more about your characteristics. You aspire to change the world, so get out there and make an inflatable dart board or paddle around the world in a wooden boat that you crafted yourself.

Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)

You have a bad sense of direction, so you are probably the one in the car that is going backwards on a high way. Many Pisces are also barkeepers, since they love to talk to people about their problems. You are extremely idealistic, so you probably want to steer clear of getting a job in politics.